Smelch

An astronomical, traumatic stench, usually exerted from ones button

Ay that was a right smelch, that was

by Izzwold May 3, 2025

Selsey Kiss

To fart directly into the mouth of another person. Named after the seaside town where the practice has been popularised.

I nearly shat myself giving Michael a Selsey Kiss!

by Jeremy657 June 26, 2025

Smelephant

A portmanteau of “smell” and “elephant”.

A word you’d call one of your mates if they are both fat and smelly

Example: oi oi, here comes the smelephant

by Shibmeister August 23, 2025

Smegsicle

Dick cheese, also known as smegma, in frozen popsicle form. Best enjoyed on a hot summer day when the smeggy is ripe and warm.

I’m going to get one of your smegsicles from the fridge, James. You want one?

by t. minaj September 4, 2025

smell bag

A bag of McDonald's (usually containing a quarter pounder meal or 10-piece nugget meal) or other fast food that you keep separate from your current McDonald's (or other fast food) meal so you do not get food anxiety.

Fortnite loaded up, Reddit logged in, do you know where your smell bag is????

by noseclams January 5, 2026

Association Smell

The smell of something that reminds you of something else or a past experience.

Dude, I shared pancakes with my ex-girlfriend right after we had sex, so now anytime I get that association smell, I get an erection.

by punkaboo February 14, 2012

i smell a moose

A common phrase said when it is snowing outside, typically said in southern states (where people don't actually smell moose)

(Guy1)"Hey man, I smell a moose!"
(Guy2 reply)"Get all the milk, eggs, and bread you can! They are callin' for a half inch tonight!"

by ILoveYouMeghan-WBM February 18, 2015