sellchristmastrees

sellchristmastrees - v. To give money to an afjrotc cadet in exchange for an order form or receipt which entitles you to a Christmas tree, before Christmas.

MSgt Swafford: Did I mention our word of the day?
Cadet: Yes
MSgt Swafford: Well.. SELLCHRISTMASTREES!

by C. Juarez November 8, 2010

Smellucinating

To smell something that is not really there. A nasal hallucination as it were...
'Smellucination', 'Smellucinated', 'Smellucinator' etc

'Tony pull your self together and stop smellucinating! There is no salami here!'

by buttonbean August 4, 2008

Smelly Jasper

A girl who says yes to a formal dance, then backs out in a bitchy way

Man my girlfriends is such a smelly jasper!

by Chris Tan January 7, 2010

smelly beats

The smelliest of all beats, normally played out of a bad mans car with tinted windows and huge twin turbo exhaust.

Guy 1 - "Nahhh man, av you seen Sam Broadheads smelly beats"
Guy 2 - "Never seen any beats as smelly"

by Conreq April 18, 2014

smellstain

A smellstain is a stain left not by a matter of mark but by the matter of smell

Example
Koutsou walked into the room to rest his head on the pillow to smell hannah had left a smellstain from the curry that she had eaten by sitting on his pillow for support

by KoutsouJoyce November 19, 2018

smelly arse

a person named brandon whos last name starts with a b. we all know who this is. he need a showa.

omg do u smell that smelly arse over their

by phantom negromante May 28, 2019

Smellious

The next generation on the smell family, righthand man of worst enemy according to human biology. Ranked above smelliest.

Guy 1 : Yo dude, have you heard of Husmi's Mother Pussy Hair?
Guy 2 : Yeah man, that shit smellious!
Guy 1 : Blessed that these surgical masks are working.

by TobxtR_UrbanDictonary May 13, 2020