Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 01, 2021

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Slow Shift

When you try to capitalize a word but accidentally capitalize the second letter instead. Usually happens on important documents, such as resumes and letters to your mother-in-law.

Business Owner: I'm sorry sir, but we can't accept your resume due to multiple slow shifts in it.
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?

by Omniscient Terminialogicalinex October 07, 2010

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slow bleach

When racist new management comes in and decides to subversively eliminate all POC under the guise of “meeting the current and future needs” of the cOrPoRaTiOn.

“These new leaders tryna slow bleach. It’s a shame that they don’t value diversity of thought and experience.”

by Dag roll 86 June 19, 2024

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Slow come

"It's gonna be a slow come" relates to betting on the come, then rolling the dice for your point.
If things start looking bleak, either on that roll of the dice, or when waiting for an important business deal, you know it's gonna be a slow come.

Before we get that truck unloaded it's gonna be a slow come.

by Curt Manners November 18, 2016

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Slow Soap

A dramatic production that presents all the tropes of television soap operas but is performed at half the speed and often filmed with a shallow depth of field.

The show wan a gazillion accolades but was basically a slow soap rom-com.

by dizzyvision September 30, 2022

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