Skater Wood

The unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either A) vigorously fondling himself or B) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner.

1) Did you see the way Brian Boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? He HAD to get skater wood.

2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.

by Diesel Darryl March 6, 2010

Slate sliding

Northern Irish term meaning that you've a screw loose or losing your marbles

That man's got a slate sliding!

by irishandy May 25, 2010

satere

an upbeat term used to show happiness

after winning a sports match... "SATERE!!"
or... "I'm feeling very satere today." :D

by janim ikcin August 23, 2011

skater video

a very lame and annoying thing that teenage boys from the monterey bay area do. it is basicly like watching skinny boys fall while wearing helmets and knee pads.

skater 1 - dude did you see that gnarnly video of me skating?
normal person- NO. I HATE SKATER VIDEOS! EVERYONE DOES!!

by sar&sav January 22, 2012

skater

Slang for 1/8 ounce of weed AKA an eigth.

OG: Yo - What you need a zip of the kush?

Pothead: Naw bro, funds are short. Let me get that skater.

by bhenchodan April 25, 2014

slatherphobia

Fear of the spreading or smearing of sunscreen on ones inner thigh.

I have slatherphobia

by aboy the kid May 21, 2015

Slanter

A form of banter that is also a slate. Banter + slate= slanter. Must be dished out in the group chat.

That was some top quality slanter m9.

by Trying to be the slaster September 19, 2016