Sheezoid

A hemmoroid that occurs when you sneeze while shitting.

Gunther told me Gene called out sick. He can't sit down because of his massive sheezoid.

by Poosicle February 1, 2022

sheehz

sheehz

“Yo I got new shoes. sheehz zamnnnn got those new fleek!”

by bigblackcockinmymouth February 10, 2022

Sheelzebub

The true form of the current loud bellowing beast thing that haunts the roads, malls, and other public spaces of the world. This creature when seen in the wild is often dis-affectionately and incorrectly identified as a Karen. Often these cryptids are self-identified as the messengers of the teacher Jesus, and claim extraordinary privilege and impunity from from human logic and charity. Warning unlike other fallen creations from the fiery pits this particular demon will not burst into flames and be gone. The best defense against the bellowing sheelzebub is a corporate CR reps emergency 800 number engraved on a pure silver cudgel and delivered quickly and for forcefully imparted on the thinking organs of the loathsome hell-spawn as requested

The reverse mullet of the sheelzebub began to levitate with the devilish anger of the unhappy demon, as the unholy screech of "manager" rose from the fowl creatures gullet. Cries of Karen did not discourage the being. Simple humans not knowing the name of power were powerless.

by WyoWizzend February 10, 2022

Sheet metal worker

A dumb ass Puerto Rican dude named Louis. His only skill is beating things with a hammer

“Dude look at Louis he’s over there eating his boogers”. Man don’t worry about him. He’s a sheet metal worker. You know those guys are are just laborers with hammer training.

by Steamfitter420 April 22, 2022

Sheetswaaa

Sweet in the sheets

Atina is doing sheetswaaa

by anonymous June 14, 2022

sheetbiter

like a pillowbiter but even worse.

guy 1: did you know guy 3 was a sheetbiter?
guy 2: i never would have guessed.

by Flytrus June 15, 2022

Sheet eater

Someone who does way too much psychedelics, acid in particular (eating entire sheets of blotter.) Usually delusional, egotistical, and retarded.

Guy 1: “You need to go on a spiritual journey to awaken your third chakra, man.”
Guy 2: “Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? You sound like a total sheet eater right now.”

by SHITIMDEADAGAIN June 17, 2022