September 9

A day where yall punk ass bitches stop and stfu on about everyday being a national holiday

September 9 - hey no bullshit holidays guys just a normal day in the life

by O'T-O tha 0ne September 5, 2022

25th September

If you were born on this day you are an absolute star. you are smart funny and kind. In your friend group you would be the mum friend always caring about someone and you carry painkillers wherever you may go so your friends will be ok if they need them. You arent very dirty minded but you know how to have a joke sometime.

OMG you where born on 25th september your the mum friend then

by Ghostygodess December 15, 2020

No Squirt September

The entire month of September females cannot masturbate, have sex, or orgasm. It is like No Nut November for females

"Yo Becky Did you pass No Squirt September? No I lost yesterday."

by BleachFilledBurger November 6, 2019

September 10

Grab ass or dick or boob day have fun people

You can grab it all day on September 10

by Fxicthbddsygv September 9, 2019

September 23rd

Bisexuality Visibility Day

Person 1 : Why is Kurt wearing his bisexual pride flag ?

Person 2 : It's September 23rd

Person 1 : Oh, it's Bisexuality Visibility Month🏳️ 🌈!

by bisexual....21 October 28, 2019

simp september

A whole month where you simp harder than ever. No exceptions.

“Simp September is coming up dude.”
“Hell yeah man, I got 7 girls to simp for.

by Simp Pimp August 31, 2020

September 14

Get a dog and a cat and see where it goes from there

Go get a dog and a cat on September 14

by Idk76458 November 2, 2019