Secret Pre-Workout

The term Secret Pre-Workout is used to refer to a form of extra energy and motivation obtained after a gym-bro goes through a break up. They can usually be identified by wearing hoodies and lifting impossible weight since they are "going through it."

"Have you seen Chad pulling 315 on deadlift!?" "Yeah bro, I heard he got the secret pre-workout."

by JimmyJohnJones07 March 29, 2023

secret shopper

Refers to members of the less-affluent sector of mall-customers who merely wish to purchase regular groceries and/or household products in bulk, but who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the exorbitant "membership fee" that the "big box" stores like Sam's Club charge. These limited-income folks therefore discreetly approach "enrolled" club-members who have either just arrived at the store or are currently pushing their carts around the aisles, and quietly ask them if they could please also purchase the merchandise that the indigent people want along with the items on their own shopping lists, and then afterwards they all meet back up outside in the parking lot where there are no prying eyes from the store's staff, and the grateful low-income families carefully go over the obliging club-members' store-receipts to total up the costs of the "additionally-purchased" items, and then reimburse the members for the appropriate amounts in cash.

Being a secret shopper can indeed be a great way to save on household-staple items; just watch out for Sam's Club chiselers, however.

by QuacksO July 23, 2018

Victors Secret

Made up version of a male Victoria’s Secret

Also could mean a guy who dresses up in Victoria’s Secret clothing.

Did you see homeboy rocking the pink sweats? Yeah he rockin Victors Secret forreal.

by Jayley Weathers January 5, 2023

Secrets

You just found a secret! +10 points

Secrets are secretive.

by Blank_User June 26, 2022

Secretive

To do something secretly

He tip toed to the room as secretive as possible

by Yozi785 April 2, 2022

bob ross secret

A "secret" that everybody knows, like the coworker that shows up to work still drunk and no one talks about it

"Can I borrow some of the vodka you keep in your desk?"
"How do you know about that? It's a secret."
"Yeah, ok, boomer. It's a Bob Ross secret"

by Dehydratedninja March 4, 2023

shit secret

A hipper way of saying “dirty secret.”

Flirty girl: “You’re naughty.”
Bad boy: “I knowww, don’t tell anybody.”
Flirty girl: “Shit secret, I gotch u.”

by B1G Randy July 24, 2022