Secondhand spearmint

When someone is chewing spearmint gum, is gumming on a spearmint mint, or has just brushed their teeth with spearmint toothpaste and is in close proximity to you. Secondhand spearmint refers to the disconnect between the deliciousness of said spearmint in the former party's mouth and the sickening smell the secondhand observer experiences.

"Aw dude, what's that smell?"
"Oh sorry bro, you want some gum?"
"Naw man, I just caught your secondhand spearmint. I lost my appetite."

"So why'd you dump her?"
"I went in for the kiss and all I could get was the secondhand spearmint. I can't even look at her the same anymore. We're over."

by colbert21 March 2, 2010

Secondhand Tan

The act of receiving a tan by being next to or near a "tanorexic" or over tanned individual.

Don't go near Nancy she's been tanning you don't want to get a secondhand tan.

by cowchown April 14, 2010

Secondhand Joke

When you make a joke to a friend or target audience, but then someone out of your target laughs at it.

Chris: "Why did the chicken cross the road"
Manraj: "Why"
Chris: "To get to the other side"
Andrew: "Hahahahahaha"
Manrah: "Wow, we weren't even talking ot you, what a secondhand joke"

by Ankle Breaka January 9, 2011

Second Wifer

A stereotypical American male who has remarried and acts totally different, usually ignoring his old friends and changing his personality to match his new marriage. A weak-willed man who acts like he discovered some deep truth about life after getting married the second time, to the annoyance of all

"I haven't seen him since he went all second wifer on us."

"Second wifer is too good for us now."

by Oneofthembadtimes September 23, 2011

Second Bladder

When you have to piss so bad, that when you finally go to take a piss and you think you're done pissing, your second bladder kicks in and you piss some more. Like a continuation of your first piss after a brief slowdown or stopage, and it starts up again.

"Man, I drank so much beer that I pissed for 5 minutes straight because my second bladder kicked in."

by Johnny Five Alive November 16, 2011

secondhand pizza

someone else's leftover pizza

I had secondhand pizza today at Liam's house. I didn't care that it was a day old because it was free.

by bananasha July 11, 2012

second knuckle

When fingering a girl. One inserts their finger so deep at it reaches the second knuckle.

I went second knuckle deep in Sarah last night.

by EvilD July 5, 2014