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A city that wishes it was Los Angeles.LA has it all, so who ever decided to make the Sac state capital obviously made a HUGE mistake.Just admit that LA rocks, bitches!!!
"WTF? Sactown's the capital of California? Are you seriouse? Man, this whole time I thought it was LA. Goddamn Sacs!"
by **DrEaMaKeR** September 9, 2006
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Senior Scramble

The Senior Scramble is a two part definition, it involves a man and a woman, generally both having low self esteems. The Senior Scramble term can be associated with two people first meeting their senior year then quickly marrying, or it can be two people who have dated for a long time and have given up on finding someone they actually like and have given up on happiness, then they end up getting married immediately after college. Watching two students marry who don't truly like each other is a complete joy. Whether it's because they just met and the pressures to be popular are too strong, or they've dated for years and realize that their personalities are junk and everyone else has been taken by the Scramble... Either way, the non-scrambles get a free party out of the wedding reception and a good laugh as the marriage ends in divorce or everlasting sadness.
A.) Kyle: You don't think that I am a part of the Senior Scramble do you?
Tim: Kyle, look at it this way, you just met her senior year and you only think she's a gem because all the others have been picked over. It's just like when you go clothes shopping for shorts at the end of the summer, all the good stuff is taken and they're desperate for someone to take the merchandise. It seems like a deal at the time until the season starts over again. Unfortunately you are a part of the Senior Scramble.

B.) Chris: Hi Andy! Did you hear that Erika and I are getting married?
Andy: No, but I assumed so. You're both way to desperate and ugly to find another person, welcome to the Senior Scramble!
by DJ Dago March 10, 2011
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Egg Scrambler

Where you grab hold of his balls and squish as hard as possible until the testicles have reduced to the consistency of scrambled eggs.
He didn't please me enough, so I used the Egg Scrambler on him.
by Frostwulf August 10, 2012
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scam school

System of Education is set up, and that's all. It doesnt take part as an independent learning system, no roles in such developement. Teachers may walk all over students, use drugs for recreation, or look at the kids in a sexual manner; even act like a lesbian. Kindof worse than the old days when saints used to smack the fingers with rulers. System eventually ends up to commit to dept for thier strife, lies and poor handlement.
The scam school is the only one to suffer.
by kudosverify October 25, 2009
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scrampy

That food looks scrampy. She is acting scrampy. The service at the restaurant was scrampy.
by sethJJ October 22, 2011
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Scrambled Egg

Military: Describes the uniforms of higher ranks that have excessive gold braiding or decoration on the caps and sleeves.
The dictator Idi Amins uniforms were famous if only for the massive amounts of scrambled egg on them.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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sacramento stinker

The act of spreading your ass away from eachother, opening your butt hole wide open. Then somebody shits in your butt hole. Then you put your index finger in your hole and twirling it around until it is covered in poop. Then you lick your finger and Makeout with someone.
Brian and Carl did the Sacramento stinker together.
by prom_queen November 21, 2010
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