St. Mikes 

Best hockey school in Canada while UCC sucks they're 09 hockey team is so good and the don mills flyers kids are the best.

Girl 1: That boy is so hot
Girl 2: he must be a St. Mikes kid that plays for don mills flyers
Caiden Clair, Charlie Murata, Lincoln Cumming, Peter Green they're the best.

St. Mikes by Roll Flyers March 3, 2022

St. Foo 

1) The capital of the great state (not) of Minnesota. It is extremely cold in the winter and mind-numbingly humid in the summer. Enjoi St. Foo.

2) A modification on the spelling of a familiar acronym in internet chat. See stfu.

1)Saint Foo is f'n cold dude! Let's get our @$$e$ out of St. Foo 'fo we freez!

2)Hey! You! STFU!!!

St. Foo by Sha'i July 11, 2006

St Brendan Girls 

Introducing St Pregnant/ sorry Brendan girls. These girls feed off of drama and will only become friends with you to find out shit about other people. They are also plain out slutty. On the good side though.... wait there’s none...

St Brendan Girls
Anyone... ever: hey have yoy heard of St Brendan girls?
Everyone ever: YEAH LMAO CAN YOU SPELL - HOMEWRECKER?!

St Brendan Girls by St Brendan April 26, 2019

St Matthew High School 

Catholic high school in the semi-poor part of Orleans. Known for shitty uniforms, being the high school of that music kid from a semi-popular band, and white bitches who say the n word. There’s also a kid who has a shit ton of Tik Tok followers. Not much aside from that and 7/8th graders slipping tongue in the stairwells and putting the garbage bin in the bathroom sink. holy fuck i hate this school

St Matthew High School is a shit hole and i can’t wait to graduate

St Matthew High School by cursededits4u’s wife May 23, 2019

St Ursulas

The place where most of us grew up, it is probably the most memorable place that we could pass by, we hold so many stupid memories there like I’m gonna make you gay, earthworm sally and so many more.

I’m gonna miss u all

You: have you heard of that great school?
Me: if it’s that great it must be St ursulas

St Ursulas by Imgonnamakeyougay July 23, 2019

St. Louis Park High School 

The Walmart version of Edina but without the budget and the awards, St. louis Park High School is a school made up of suburban white kids and staff who think they’re progressive and different when in reality they’re just as racist and bigoted as every other majority white school in Minnesota. They’ll cape for their precious white kids but won’t hesitate to suspend Black/POC students for weeks at a time. Want the SLP experience? Head to a Trump rally.

“Did you hear about that girl who posed with a Confederate flag at St. Louis Park High School?”
“Yeah and she said she didn’t know what it meant? What a fucking liar.”

St. Louis Park High School by yourdadgolddigginggirlfriend September 10, 2020

St. Petersburg 

1. A city in Russia close to the capital of Moscow.

2. A city in Florida that thinks it is as cool as the city in Russia.

1.
Laurie: Where was that cracker born?
Lillian: You mean mike? St. Petersburg.
Laurie: Oh right, I always knew he was rushing, I mean Russian.

2.
Dale: Isn't St. Petersburg in Florida?
Nick: Yeah, but the one is Russia is so much better of a city to visit.

St. Petersburg by Blcros97 January 7, 2009