Sonic Forces Speed Battle
Sonic Forces Speed Battle by Blueboltron May 15, 2019
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Gods Speed
GOD SPEED THE PLOW -- "God speed the plough, 'a wish for success or prosperity,' was originally a phrase in a 15th-century song sung by ploughmen on Plough Monday, the first Monday after Twelfth Day, which is the end of the Christmas holidays, when farm laborers returned to the plough. On this day ploughmen customarily went from door to door dressed in white and drawing a plough, soliciting 'plough money' to spend in celebration.
Person #1: You know that cool guy Jake we met at the party who is still in high school? Get this - he has started dating this good looking college girl.
Person #2: Wow. Gods Speed, Jake...
Person #2: Wow. Gods Speed, Jake...
Gods Speed by ilikecoffeeandwhiskeyandcigarettes May 22, 2008
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high speed
Hey there, high speed, why didn't you do twenty push-ups like I told you to?
He's so high speed he'd trip over his own two feet.
He's so high speed he'd trip over his own two feet.
high speed by Ayame Emaya September 9, 2006
Charlottesville Speed Limit
The Charlottesville Speed limit is when driving in Charlottesville Virginia, whatever the Speed Limit sign says but mentally add 10 to it. E.G. 55 + 10 = 65.
Unless there are any police around, then it's what the sign says.
Unless there are any police around, then it's what the sign says.
Charlottesville Speed Limit by Anonymous#20XX April 30, 2010
introduced to a brick wall at high speed
Nambla members, psycho bitch, eliturk and denida shoul all be introduced to a brick wall at high speed
introduced to a brick wall at high speed by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006
Low Shutter Speed
noun.
-the disorder of a victims sphincter not closing in time during a questionable fart, in turn releasing poo into said victims pants. Must happen on more that one occasion during a day to qualify. Victims with illness may be void. (decided by closest peers, on a hilarity sliding scale. ie. amount, frequency, smell, and victim's initial reaction upon release of said shart)
-the disorder of a victims sphincter not closing in time during a questionable fart, in turn releasing poo into said victims pants. Must happen on more that one occasion during a day to qualify. Victims with illness may be void. (decided by closest peers, on a hilarity sliding scale. ie. amount, frequency, smell, and victim's initial reaction upon release of said shart)
ex.
Victim: "Hey smell this fart! (plop) Oh, No!!!!!!! Curse this LOW SHUTTER SPEED! That's twice in one day now, god dammit!"
friend: "Oh, man! Classic, dude! Your running out of pants faster than the nursing home on enchilada night!
Victim: "Shut up!"
Friend: "You might wanna get that LOW SHUTTER SPEED looked at, man."
Victim: "Hey smell this fart! (plop) Oh, No!!!!!!! Curse this LOW SHUTTER SPEED! That's twice in one day now, god dammit!"
friend: "Oh, man! Classic, dude! Your running out of pants faster than the nursing home on enchilada night!
Victim: "Shut up!"
Friend: "You might wanna get that LOW SHUTTER SPEED looked at, man."
Low Shutter Speed by big1jc November 24, 2011