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Mud Smurf

When a girl gives you blue balls and then poops on your balls.
Yeah last night Amanda was about to finish me off and then mud smurfed me and left.
by ElevenToesJohn October 15, 2020
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Smurf burglar

A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy stole my wallet in my sleep at a party, after i paid for all the beer and food, where i fell asleep for a second, just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
by Nathaniel S. January 13, 2022
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Smurf Kick

Smurf kick is the act of flicking someone, either on the nipple, or genitals.
Girl "Fuck you!"
Boy "SMURF KICK" *Flicks nipple*
--poink--

Girl *QQ*
by SquishyNinja November 21, 2010
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Will smurf

Will smurf is a smurf that look like Will Smith, it has the same facial features but has a body and a skin color like a smurf.
by Treydeez22r35 January 27, 2022
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Papa smurf

A want-to-be fuckboy that's hitting his golden years! Tries to be fly and dress in style. You can spot him by his gray or white hair. Needs everyones attention to feel good. Will lie and cheats to get what he wants from females. Takes them back to his place but can't keep it up long enough to satisfy anyone!
I wanted a fuckboy but I got a papa smurf. What a disappointment!
by $Illy $ally July 3, 2023
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Smurfed

When someone sings part of a song and it gets stuck in your head
Bitch you’ve been smurfed
by Deez nuttzzzzz March 15, 2018
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