Smurfed

While using a porta-potty, the blue water splashes up on your ass.

I just got smurfed in the porta-potty.

by Skinflick October 29, 2020

Mud Smurf

When a girl gives you blue balls and then poops on your balls.

Yeah last night Amanda was about to finish me off and then mud smurfed me and left.

by ElevenToesJohn October 15, 2020

Papa smurf

A want-to-be fuckboy that's hitting his golden years! Tries to be fly and dress in style. You can spot him by his gray or white hair. Needs everyones attention to feel good. Will lie and cheats to get what he wants from females. Takes them back to his place but can't keep it up long enough to satisfy anyone!

I wanted a fuckboy but I got a papa smurf. What a disappointment!

by $Illy $ally July 3, 2023

Papa Smurf

The act of jam packing your man’s arse full of blueberries and then fucking him until your cock turns blue.

“I’m heading out to the market to get me a tub of blueberries to Papa Smurf you tonight!”

by My Papa Smurf February 25, 2023

Smurfed

When someone sings part of a song and it gets stuck in your head

Bitch you’ve been smurfed

by Deez nuttzzzzz March 15, 2018