A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.
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A motherfucking smart alek who gets everything right. This person is usually lonely and doesn’t have any friends.
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Get the steve smart mug.A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"
Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
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Get the If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas mug.Home Smart: A person adept at handling the emotional aspects of home life, characterized by:
Guidance: Provides direction and support to family members, helping them navigate emotional challenges.
Empathy: Understands and shares the feelings of others, fostering a compassionate home environment.
Emotional Intelligence: Recognizes and manages their own emotions as well as those of others, ensuring harmony and understanding.
Thoughtfulness: Considers the needs and feelings of family members, showing kindness and consideration in all interactions.
Intuition: Possesses an innate ability to sense and respond to the emotional undercurrents within the home.
Kindness: Demonstrates a genuine concern for the well-being of others, creating a warm and nurturing atmosphere.
Adaptability: Adjusts to the varying emotional needs and situations within the home, maintaining balance and peace.
Guidance: Provides direction and support to family members, helping them navigate emotional challenges.
Empathy: Understands and shares the feelings of others, fostering a compassionate home environment.
Emotional Intelligence: Recognizes and manages their own emotions as well as those of others, ensuring harmony and understanding.
Thoughtfulness: Considers the needs and feelings of family members, showing kindness and consideration in all interactions.
Intuition: Possesses an innate ability to sense and respond to the emotional undercurrents within the home.
Kindness: Demonstrates a genuine concern for the well-being of others, creating a warm and nurturing atmosphere.
Adaptability: Adjusts to the varying emotional needs and situations within the home, maintaining balance and peace.
Despite the chaos of the holiday season, Geetika's home-smart approach ensured that everyone felt understood and valued, creating a warm and harmonious atmosphere for her family.
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