Tie a slug

The act of securing the open end of a condom post-coitus.

1. "I think Judy and I will tie a slug after lunch"

2. "We spent all week tying slugs"

3. "There are too many tied slugs by the swing set"

by nosebridge August 5, 2016

Schrodinger’s slug

Someone who resorts to using easy / overused comebacks because they're too slow to come up with an original one on the spot. Some of which include:

"Cry about it"
"Stay mad"
"Cope"
"Snowflake"
"No one asked"
"Ratio"

Guy 1: "You know you can't end racism by creating a petition on Change.org, right?"
Guy 2: *in head* "shit, i can't think of anything. what do i do..."
Guy 2: "Cope. xD"
Guy 1: "Same insult again? Man, you really are Schrodinger’s slug."

by MinkleMic July 27, 2021

slug employee

An employee who does the bare minimum to exist in the work force. An employee that possesses less than desirable traits.

John is such a F'n slug employee, I've done twice as much work today as he's done all week!
Oh, thats Sally... she's cute but just absorbs oxygen. She's our favorite slug employee around here.

by pdogEdog March 3, 2011

Meat Slug

Another term for huge fat penis

Hey, Chris's mom. Come get dis meat slug girl.

by Jbombsauce May 24, 2018

Slug

SLUG IS AN UGLY SLIMY DISGUSTING FAT BAD USELESS CRUEL ABNORMAL NASTY SELF-CENTERED ANOYINNG BAD BAWLING DANGEROUS IRRATIONAL STUPID KIND OF CREATURE THAT JUST CAN GO AND DIE

*slug existing*
every fucking creature on earth: *aggressively salts them like they were the fucking aliens from Dan O' Bannon's movie "Alien" *

by Lotku March 22, 2022

Slug

Another term for big butt like a slug has a round shell

Yesterday I seen Tasha with the SLUG

by SLUG November 28, 2020

Pub Slug

Finn Gallagher

Person 1: ‘Finn Gallagher is in the pub again’
Person 2: ‘What a pub slug!’

by LaulPagan September 11, 2024