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slip him a lobster

Tim: Aw fuck i failed the test
Derek: no worries mate, just slip him a lobster and he will let you pass
by bosss1244222 December 8, 2013
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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Himalayan Slip-n-Slide

The act of applying hemroid ointment to the rectum by pressing your rectum against the anus of another person who has already applied the ointment to their swollen ass pimple.
I ran out of ass creme and my hemroids were itching the fuck out of me, so me and my best mate had ourselves a Himalayan slip-n-slide and greased up my butt nipple.
by Hollatmikez August 13, 2025
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slip dip

When a person slides his penis in a girl's vagina or anus for sexual stimulation.
Just let me slip dip inside you and fuck!
by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018
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Slip

(Noun) likely something to do with (usually female) undergarments or genitals (someone confirm?)

An Excuse, or lie, like calling in sick
Your slip is showing
Her slip is showing

Gave my boss the slip, now I'm here
by Kodithomson50 November 14, 2018
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Slip n knot

Slip n knot is a sex position that is meant for lesbians.

Slip n knot was named after the band "slipknot".
How slip n knot works:
Slip: two fingers in your partners vagina.
Knot: your tongue and partners tongue together (basically making out)
by Lowerlashline January 20, 2025
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Tinder Slip

When you're using the online dating apps, and you forget about the hot one you may actually have a shot with, because you get barraged by average candidates flirting with you.
Dude, I totally forgot about the hot, bourbon-drinking tall brunette with big tits in the Village, because I got like ten new matches in a row who know just how to kiss my ass. My Tinder Slip lasted 3 days....now she's gone forvever!
by Ekenned1 December 14, 2022
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