single child

An only child

Single children need sibilings.

by Catcher Freeman February 15, 2018

Single

Heather

Marc: Hey are you single?

Alex: No my name is Alex
Marc: ooh my bad thought you were someone else

by Duchess91 April 11, 2018

Sinweed

The correct spelling of anyone named Sinaed. People called Sinaed will try to convince you it really is spelt like that, with the a before the e, but dont believe her. Her name is Sinweed.

Sinweed: Hi, my name is Sinaed.
Callum: whit a load ae shite, yer names sinweed, deal wae it.

by DieLowFlyPigeon May 19, 2018

Single Serve Jesus

A product for churches to distribute wafer and communion grape juice in packages similar to single serve crackers and cheese or Lunchables.

Ever since the communion when Mrs Crab downed half the wine in the chalice and back-washed the other half, our church has switched to Single Serve Jesus.

by Flhu May 9, 2018

Single fish eye

As you're doing your female companion from behind and lick your thumb to jam it up her ass and she gives your the single eye look when she turns her head.

"Man jim, I was fucking Becky and she gave me the old single fish eye"

by Big popeye March 6, 2018

Sangeeeee

The state of combined sadness and anger

I threw another gutter ball. I’m so sangeeeee now!

by Ooolpp August 3, 2018

single-strobe light-flick

Refers to a "consideration for sleepers" action whereby --- in order to briefly look at something from the doorway of a pitch-dark room in which you know that one or more other humans are seeking a little shut-eye --- you first open up your own eyelids extra-wide to allow yourself maximum visibility, and then perform a super-quick "on-off" action (one-half-second at the absolute maximum) with the room's light-switch, so that you are able to check on whatever you needed to know (such as that there is nothing on the floor between you and the sleeper's bed, and thus you can safely tiptoe forward in the dark and crawl in with the slumberer without tripping), but minimize the disturbance of the sleepy person(s) by not having the ceiling-lamp lit long enough for him to even be much aware of it.

Considerate dude who's staying overnight at his girlfriend's apartment: I always use the "single-strobe light-flick" prior to re-joining Tiffany in her bed after I visit the Little Boys' Room during the night, just to make sure that neither of her cats has decided to stretch itself out on the floor of the bedroom. It avoids any unexpected "yowls in the dark", plus Tiffany tells me that she seldom even notices my brief room-illuminations, so that's a good thing.

by QuacksO September 7, 2018