Simon

An individual with the highest level of intelligence. This person is an extremely successful person with a big heart and strong soul. You'd be lucky to have any affiliation with anyone who goes by the name Simon. This also applies to Simone, and Simeon.

That kid Simon is one of the smartest people I have ever met.

by Anonymous7887 August 15, 2021

Simone

Got at throw in that booty back

I wish I can clap like simone

by Jayhundo June 8, 2021

Simon Cowell

People I hate most!:

You!

Myself!

Simon FUCKING Cowell!

Comedic Genius: I HATE SIMON FUCKING COWELL.

Simon Cowell

by TheWhiteClone October 7, 2024

Little Baby Simon

A boy who's a teenager but acts like a baby

Ohhhhh..... Little Baby Simon is upset

by Bollocks, dear chap November 27, 2024

Simon's Milk

Milk that is drank by all of his friend circle but him, even though he wants the milk the most. Oiginates from Simons lover and is then passed around the group, taking a load of cum from each person, except for Simon. The milk then goes back to Simons lover, where she drinks it and prepares for the next batch of milk.

Friend 1: Yo you got some of that Simon's milk
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??

by themilkermanthemilkmanmilkmilk December 4, 2024

Simon Olimian

sison. Yellow, golden, linguist, instead of a warrior, he is a linguist

Simon Olimian Ivan Olimian Victor Olimian the three Olimians.

by hydorus shui January 6, 2025

Simon Le Bon’s Yacht

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.

Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.

“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”

by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025