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screwiquette

N: The rules of politeness involving sex. That would be things like using protection if your partner desires, not trying to get your partner in bed sooner than they want, not raping, keeping your hands to yourself early on, avoiding public sex, etc.
The nerve of that guy! He was literally trying to undress me on the bus, and he kept trying to run his hands down my clothes. He has no screwiquette whatsoever!
by Purple Gurl April 11, 2011
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resi-screw

When I guy doesn't wipe good after taking a dump and then tit fucks a girl leaving a bit of shit residue around the girl's stomach region.
Those rum-dums last night gave me the shits, but Sharon wanted to go at it so I ended up Titty-Fucking her and leaving a little resi-screw near her belly button.
by Jefe1 October 19, 2008
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facebook screwing

When someone comments on something and the person above them deletes their comment to make them look stupid.
....
Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 2- Wow that picture sucks
Guy 1- Fag^

After facebook screwing

Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 1- Fag^
by Dankap March 24, 2011
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Screwdriver

A male porn star, or a guy who has sex often
he is a screwdriver.
A male porn star, or a guy who has sex often
by Jason Climent April 27, 2008
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dank screw

word use to describe something being really cool and sick
"dude i got an A on that test"
"dude thats dank screw"
by jack-a-tack September 8, 2006
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Screw Flanders

(noun) a human inflicted with mental retardation that can only find sexual gratification with farm animals.
Hey! What's that humping my cow? Oh, it's just SCREW FLANDERS again.
by William Johnson November 24, 2003
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screw my butt

1. A rare occurrence when something really gay is said by someone when his ass doesnt fit into something and is fed up about it, and sounds really homosexual

2. One thing you never want to say ever as a guy...unless you are into that kind of stuff
1. Kev: Dude you sit in the chair like this you idiot!
Posh: Forget it, screw my butt.
Ak: WTF DID HE JUST SAY?!?!

2. "FUCK! SCREW MY BUTT!!!"
"...Never again"
by the crimson chinnnn January 27, 2009
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