Captain Scratch Balls

The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,

Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

Captain Scratch Balls

Someone scratching their penis because it's itchy or they're experiencing pleasure from stroking or caressing.

Captain Scratch Balls: Scratching your penis when you have pleasure from being caressed and stroked.

by shailockbear November 13, 2025

snatch n' scratch

a famous dodgeball team, that won the waldron championship. they where the best dodgeball team to ever rule the world!

"dude have you heard of the dodgeball team snatch n' scratch."

"dude shit yeah they rule!"

by rivercooter April 7, 2010

Bite that Scratch

Get rid of excuses and don't let things get in the way, seize the day.

Hey dude, you coming out tonight?

Got an essay to do, soz bro

Bite that scratch and get out!

by Barry Marriott February 13, 2012

driver side ankle scratch

the act of oral sex while the receiver is driving, AKA "road head", also a convenient excuse for authorities who may catch said parties in the act.

Dude, the other night my girlfriend gave me a driver side ankle scratch...I almost ran off the road.

by cablife November 2, 2011

just a small scratch

Broken bones , destroyed body , nothing is all right , death is 2mm from your face.

Anime girl : Are you okay?
Main Character : *near death* It's just a small scratch...

by Please send help, it's so cold December 31, 2017

Cooking From Scratch

When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.

He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020