School is a prison-like place where depressed adults talk into your ear about a certain subject expecting you to know the exact details of
everything. From class the the cafeteria, another
hell hole where they feed you pig waste with spaghetti hoops. Then you have the pushy a-holes who toss
ypu manically around the dam hallways because you enjoy something that isn't chav.
"Chav is an old word." Says everybody
Shut up.
Anyway, after suffering and
struggling to cope with torturing and brain-washing, droning and mumbling voice of a failure, you can go home and have some fun and gam- Nope, instead you can sit at the table and have an all-nighter trying to figure out the answer to an unbelievably stupid equation that you'll probably forget in 5 minutes.
Welcome to the next 14 years of your life!
Douche: Sir, please may I have a hall pass?
Mr Slamdatbooty: What for Jimothy?
Douche: I need to take a whiz.
Mr Slamdatbooty: Wait until lunch.
Douche: There is 3 periods until lunch though.
Mr Slamthatbooty: JIMOTHY HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU MUST MASSAGE MY FEET AND WRITE OUT THE ENTIRE
ROMEO AND JULIET SCRIOT IN
PERFECT CONDITION, THE SCHOOL IS
DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, SHAME, SHAAAAME.