Salmoning

When someone answers an obvious question, someone can shout "salmon on the floor" and the answerer must lie on the floor, wiggle like a salmon and shout "I'm a salmon".

(On a Monday)
"Is it Monday?"
"Yes"
"Salmon on the floooor!!!!"
*Answerer begins salmoning*

by Joanna Barret Hound April 26, 2012

Salma

Salma is a....... let's just say the chill type of girl. She doesn't mind lots of things, she is the last person you would ask to listen to your problems. She makes an amazing friend but not too much as a girlfriend or wife.

Salma is not a good listener

by Darksoul@123 March 21, 2021

Salmon

the "Other Pink meat"

tonight for dinner, we're goann have some salmon, then finish up with the other pink meat!

by Lunytun December 13, 2005

salmon pudding

Mashed up salmon put in a pudding wink wink

I just love salmon pudding

by Jdboii September 30, 2013

salmon

The new swear word for people that are alergic to peanuts.

Look at that salmon with his epeepen.

by gornhoiy December 21, 2008

The Salmon Horde

A malicious biological weapon comprised of millions of genetically modified flesh eating salmon. Their main form of attack is by piling in mass on top of their prey.(much worse than piranha)

Yea Larry got taken out by the Salmon Horde last night at George's party.

by an obesely concerned citizen August 14, 2008

one eyed Bible salesman

Noun - A human penis

I threw a rock at that guy and it hit him square in the one eyed Bible salesman!

by void_nothing May 28, 2007