ryan

a cocky asshole who insults everybody and doesnt give a shit about anybody

me:hey its ryan!
friend:oh hes a cocky asshole i dont like him

by marvintheunicorncx September 7, 2014

The Ryan

This term was started from a SNL skit from tonight. The Ryan is a general term for a man who whilst under any intoxication, fornicates with food items. This is NOT limited to McDonalds.

Man: Dude thank God I bought all these double whoppers, the skit only shows them as McDonalds food. Thank You Burger King!

*takes massive bite into Double Whopper, immediately spits put*
Man: NOOOO! There's jizz seeping out of my Double Whooper! Where is the Ryan?! I KNOW HE'S HERE!

by ItsAll0greNow March 7, 2015

ryan

a guy that is nice and sweet and will do anything to make you happy
He tends to tease you when he calls you babygirl and says how much he loves you

Has good humor and sometimes likes to talk dirty like ALOT

WHENEVER your feeling down he finds a way to cheer you up
he is very handsome and very attractive also loves sports and loves his girlfriend named Yasmin

Ryan: I love you babygirl
Yasmin: I love you 2 babe <3

by _BABY_GIRL_ September 18, 2016

The Ryan

that one dude at a party who always get extremely intoxicated and acts like a complete dumbfuck. Usually an outcast, and can never get into a girl, due to his small dick.

Hehehe. Jim acts like the Ryan"

by thedirtymargotta March 7, 2015

ryaning

The act of being totally devoted to a show no matter what anyone else thinks of it.

Have you seen Castle Season 6 Episode 3?There're lots of ryaning!

by keirakei October 8, 2013

ryan

a guy that you just can’t forget. he’s the “one that got away” type. he’s very sociable, and is quite attractive. girls love him. but he pays no mind to most of them. some would consider him a “player” but he has a shy side to him, when he really loves someone. often quite clueless.

god that ryan is stupid! but i love him. i wish he knew that.

by ohwhxtever May 22, 2018

A Ryan

A noun associated with success. Doing everything perfectly, finding unparralled success and achievement in everything you touch. The "Midas Touch" in a modern context without the negative consequences.

Man 1: Dude! I just moved to a new country and pulled a Ryan!

Man 2: Really? You mean you moved there, everyone loves you, you made heaps of friends, found a almost mythical level of success in your profession all while avoiding the normal pit-falls and failures of real life?!

Man 1: Yes. Exactly that.

by C-man millie April 7, 2017