Rusty sheriffs Badge

Your bum hole.

One morning Phil "McCrackin" Rollason rose from his bed to find he had a leakage out of his Rusty Sheriffs Badge. Upon investigation he had found out that Kevin Ryan had spent the night at his flat!!!

by Manwell hung November 28, 2003

runty

Using agression to gain respect and/or fear from one's peers; a defense mechanism employed due to insecurity.

It's the same principle by which the runt of a litter of pups will sometimes become a biter because they don't know a better way to secure their food and/or place in the pack.

She's being a runty bitch today. She thinks that makes her a thug, but it don't.

by Mandy S. August 12, 2005

rusty spine

A very long and hard shit. So long, you think you have shat your spine out.

Dude 1: "I am in agony. I just shat a rusty spine!"
Dude 2: "Hold on my man, I'll call 911!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007

Rusty Cheeto

When you take a cheeto (can be any kind,ex.flamin hot cheetos) and stick it up your asshole and insert it into another persons mouth.

Man Landon gave Austin a nasty Rusty Cheeto!

by Killawallawallahaysayzuza July 28, 2009

Rusty Venture

Where you take the girl out to a huge dinner and you don't let her go to the can. While having anal sex with her, she takes a dump on your dick, and right before you are about to get off you shoot it on her back. That's the rusty part. The venture part comes in when you eat that junk off her back without your hands.

I took Sally out for a dinner and had the best Rusty Venture that night.

by Atticus620 November 24, 2010

Rusty

Adj.: A person (usually female) who is, on all accounts, a hot mess in every way possible but somehow thinks they are the greatest thing since food on a stick. Usually not the brightest crayon in the box and frequently says or does things to remind people how big of a shitbag they are.

That license plate had *insert name here*'s name on it and was rusty as hell, just like she is.

by HoneyBadger83 February 3, 2012

Rusty Hook

To Insert your finger into your anus and then fishook the inside of someones mouth attempting to scratch the inside of there mouth.

"Oh My God! You Just got Rusty Hooked! your mouth is all shitty and bloody!"

by matt fortune November 12, 2006