i am not reading this

When you don’t want to read something

This is really long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018

white bag ready

Dead/murdered/homicide; on the scene. White bag ready, ready for a white body bag carried by police.

If they had come at me they was gonna be white bag ready.

by A-12 terms June 2, 2018

you look funeral ready

You look funeral ready... cause I’m fucking deacesed.

Ie: good looking, hot, DAYUM

Me: Sarah you look funeral ready...
Sarah: WTF
Me: Cause I am fucking deceased 🤪🤪

by Lemoncheese January 6, 2019

shy and ready to die

well you heard of single and ready to mingle now shy and wanting to die

I'm shy and ready to die

by nico di Angelo June 16, 2019

I regret reading that

What you think when you go to urbandictionary.com and read almost any definition.

(Looks up PJ)

I regret reading that jim.

by Myric September 28, 2019

Rob the Bass Reader

Rob the Bass reader is a veggie wimp who dunt like cheese well he does but he canny eat the shit

Rob the Bass Reader has two awesome children named James And Sophie

by Athot June 20, 2020

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it.

When the editors didn’t publish your definition because they stinky

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it.
Goddamnit

by Swiftfoul20 September 9, 2020