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douche-quaffle

A stupid person that when they speak sounds like a massive queef.
Everyone thinks that George is a huge douche-quaffle.
by SkarletAngel May 16, 2014
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philly queef steak

When a female shoves pieces of chopped steak up her vagina hole and proceeds to queef them out when they are good and done. When she exerts her load, the pieces of steak shoot out like bullets and if you are in the path, you could be a victim of Philly queef steak welts.
Bill said Hillary was a thirsty girl that wanted more meat in her snatch, so she proved him right by perfectly executing the Philly Queef Steak on him in the White House bedroom.
by BoobieDixon69 October 29, 2015
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facial queef

A low bubbling throat burp that escapes on accident forcing your lips to momentarily motorboat, very similar to the lower lips during a queef.
Um..wasn't quite sure if you were burping, about to barf, or playing with the sailboat in the bathtub. If it Looks like a facial queef , and smells like a facial queef then it must be a facial queef!
by Very Vanecessary March 6, 2016
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surrogate queef

when a woman's fart bubble travels frontwards to her vagina and is released.
Susie, did you just surrogate queef? Verb

What's a surrogate queef? Noun

Your mother is a surrogate queef...lol roasted. Adjective
by QueefLord April 19, 2016
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mouth queef

Mouth queef.
The sound someone makes when they are looking at an items price tag and realize they can't afford it.
Mouth queef
Go'quesha. "How mush dos is"
Bill. "Thirty dollars"
Go'quesha. "Pfffffff. Dat tew much". (Pats weave)
mouth queef mouf
by Wdh29577 September 7, 2016
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greasy queef

when you are using oil during coitus and your produce a queef that consists of oil and pussy juices
Me and Ricky were having a oil orgy last week and i had a greasy queef!
by lildicknigga1219 May 17, 2016
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Pussy quaff

To drink the juice of the pussy.

Pussy juice so good it makes you drunk.
Lauren's pussy quaff was dank bro.
by Datboyrr October 27, 2016
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