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poortrait

1. The idiotic means of taking one's own portrait for online meeting grounds (eg: myspace) by holding the camera out as far as possible and taking their own picture. Usually thought to be their best side.

2. A combination of 'poor' and 'portrait.' A person who is poor in friends and thus must take their own portrait for their user profile.
"WTF's up with Jocie's poortrait? It doesn't even look good."

"I know, you can totally see her arm holding the camera."
by shera4283 February 24, 2008
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Pooruneminer

"Pooruneminer" is a term used to describe one who plays RuneScape excessively. A "Pooruneminer" will stand around Varrock's west bank, showing off his professional PvP'ing skills by rushing players with dragon claws and hitting 0-1.
However, "Pooruneminers" are renowned for flaunting their sexually attractive pixels whilst building up what they call 'drop potential'.
PKer One: "OMG, Pooruneminer just peejayed me!"

PKer Two: "Yup! He's pro like that."
by IRGudROONSCAYPE April 11, 2009
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Pooragami

Pooragami (verb)- to artfully re-construct one's existing resources in order to accommodate the demands of recent economic hardship.
(noun) something made into pooragami.
(verb)- "We can't afford Crate & Barrel's new designer glassware, so Sara and I are gonna pooragami our old jam jars this summer."

(noun)- "Gee, Bruce, that giant-size industrial wire-spool you're using as a dinner table is a fine example of pooragami!"
by Barron Von Gooseberries March 8, 2009
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Pooral Hygiene

Abbreviation of Poor Oral Hygiene.

Probably quite popular term among the dentistry profession.

If someone isn't in a routine of brushing their teeth often and just generally keeping their breath smelling minty and inoffensive you might feel inclined to say:
"wow, that rancid old man is breathing on the other side of the bus and I can smell the stench of Worthers Original and pipe smoke on his breath. He must have very pooral hygiene"
by axel.bjorn December 13, 2009
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Poorachute

When you're taking a poo and the hot air/fumes flow up through the neckhole in your shirt and filter right past your face.
Damn i had to take off my shirt for that one, the poorachute effect was to strong to handle.
by Pooventer March 4, 2011
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Poorine

Sweat which collects poo particles on the exit of the anus
Went for a run and damn I got some serious poorine going on.
by sir josip June 15, 2016
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Poorper

Poorper

A poorper is a person who cannot afford even the simplest things in life like new shoes or a 2 story house. Short for 'poor person'.

A poorper is usually found in the dodgy areas of town and his/her parents have worked all their lives and still cannot afford to move out.

Then, usually the father, starts to make 3 wheeler cars as a hobby. When the son/daughter grows up they continue the cycle and breed more poorpers.
Guy 1: Did you see that guy Gary last night?
Guy 2: Oh my god yes!
Guy 1: That dude was such a poorper!
Guy 2: I don't think that kid goes to school any more man.
Guy 1: Well he will just end up continuing the poorper cycle.
Guy 2: Yeah! Thing is though I think he is gay...
by Tysrus December 7, 2013
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