play jolly bong

1. to drink alcohol till you get drunk.
2. to party and get wild.

-Hey bro. Did you wanna play jolly bong tonight?

Wtf man. I have work tomorrow! You're an asshole. I wanna play jolly bong tomorrow night.

-So when you and natasha played jolly bong, did you guys get frisky?

- Come out and play jolly bong with us tonight!

by abskee August 22, 2011

play with your prick

1. To masturbate
2. To procrastinate; waste time; do nothing

Synonyms: jerk off

What are you gonna do, play with your prick for another 30 years?

by Roth Vantage October 26, 2014

Play real

When someone is messing around in a situation and you want them to be serious you'd say 'play real' as in let's be serious now.

Can you just play real?

by Lou12345 July 19, 2016

Play with the cat

A code phrase/name for smoking marijuana or being high that originated in Northern Virginia. The word "cat" be modified to use in many different ways as a noun, verb, or adjective. See example sentences for guidance.

I'm going to go play with the cat.

Yo, I'm so catty right now.

I have some dank cat treats to share.

Do you want to cat?

Can I buy some cats?

by freakererererer November 22, 2016

Playa Hater

Someone who is jealous of you because you have some lit shit they can’t afford and/or have.

Playa Hater: “That MCM bag is so stupid why would you even spend 900 on that when u can get a target bag for free?!?”
Drip God with MCM: “Huh what’s target? I only shop a nieman Marcus”

by negromongler6969 December 21, 2019

Play Squirrel

Trying to bust a nut.

You tryin to date, or you just wanna play squirrel?

by Princessjajean April 23, 2020

Playboy

1) Tony Stark.

2) A so-called "men's entertainment" magazine that once tried to attract younger readers in 2009 by putting a (censored) image of naked Marge Simpson on the cover, which was probably the inspiration for Screen Rant's thumbnails and 20 to 40 percent of DeviantArt users.

1) "Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist"

2) Playboy is stupid.

by Roydiscord Productions March 4, 2021