Nate: can I play penis Jenga with you?
Nate's male friend: no sorry dude your peanut dick is too small
Nate's male friend: no sorry dude your peanut dick is too small
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Paul: DAD!!!
Dad: what?
Paul: my penis is gone
Dad: I guess a penis eating fag fairy stopped by our house last night
Paul: you think?
Dad: yep, because mine is gone too!
Dad: what?
Paul: my penis is gone
Dad: I guess a penis eating fag fairy stopped by our house last night
Paul: you think?
Dad: yep, because mine is gone too!
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The Penis hunting is when a group of human females,hang out together on the weekends and compete each other for attention of alpha males,Usually the kind of girls doing the hunt are not material for relationships.
Penis hunting : See that group of junkie girls? They are hunting some dicks,Avoid them at once,If you dont want to kiss spermed lips.
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Even though it may seem like a Paris doesn't have many friends, keep in mind that she does she just likes to 'keep her friendships private and unseen' (or so Paris says, should you believe a Paris when she says this? Probably not). Most definitions of a Paris are a little off. Paris does like to go clubbing but that's only if she can shout spicy memes at people whilst there. A Paris is a fun, kind, caring, loyal, loving friend and family member. You'd be lucky to even know one Paris.
Even though it may seem like a Paris doesn't have many friends, keep in mind that she does she just likes to 'keep her friendships private and unseen' (or so Paris says, should you believe a Paris when she says this? Probably not). Most definitions of a Paris are a little off. Paris does like to go clubbing but that's only if she can shout spicy memes at people whilst there. A Paris is a fun, kind, caring, loyal, loving friend and family member. You'd be lucky to even know one Paris.
Person 1: I'm new and need to find some friends, but I don't know who I can talk to and who is SUPER nice. Any suggestions random person that I am talking to and you are listening for.. some reason?
Person 2: Go talk to Paris, she is the greatest person in the world, much more kind and loyal then anyone else you can find. Have fun talking to Paris! (*whispers in distance* "Lord help that person, they thought Paris's are nice.")
Person 2: Go talk to Paris, she is the greatest person in the world, much more kind and loyal then anyone else you can find. Have fun talking to Paris! (*whispers in distance* "Lord help that person, they thought Paris's are nice.")
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