The Slippery Penguin

This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.

The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:

"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"

Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014
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NG Penguin

The NG Penguin is stupid
by Foizz November 28, 2020
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Flying Penguins

Dude 1: Dude, did you do the Algebra homework?

Dude 2: FLYING PENGUINS! I forgot!!
by the hand of doom September 21, 2010
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Squishy Penguin

A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.
Sorry about your uncle Bart. Heard the squishy penguin in his colon finally did him in.
by Someone5007008 August 30, 2010
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Kentucky Penguin

When a girl poops on a guys chest while having sex in Kentucky
Yeah bro my girl and I were in Kentucky and she pulls a Kentucky penguin
by Dante real man December 08, 2022
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porch penguin

Penguin that sits on your porch, definetly not racist slang.
Bunners porch penguins are not racist because they are both black and white.
by Candy179 September 24, 2021
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penguin sly choke

When others look tired so you help them sleep
My girlfriend looked tired so I gave her the ol' penguin sly choke her ass out.
by Penguin sly March 21, 2021
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