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Sand Paper Hand Job

(n) the painfully sexual act performed on a male by a completely sadistic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.
That dirty trailer skunk that I picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that I bled through my jeans.
by Dr. Thunder Dix December 26, 2010
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Pajero

1. Someone who lies or embelishes facts. Not necesarily to deceive or in a malicious manor. Can almost be translated into someone who's "Full of Shit."

2. Someone who tends to make plans and not come through with them can gain the reputation of being "pajero"
1. George, "Man, that kickback last night was crackin'. There must've been like 200 people there!"

Joe, "Not eveeen!!! No seas Pajero! (Don't be full of shit!) There was like 50 people there tops!"

2. Maria, "So fer sure, fer sure let's go to Vegas this weekend. I'm so serious , I haven't been there in so long so I'm so serious!"

Javi, "Hell yea, I'm too down!!! If you're down, I'm down!"

Jessica, "I wouldn't get your hopes up, Maria is kind of Pajera."
by Mé-lo November 6, 2012
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Paperball

Any game where the only required equipment is a balled-up piece of paper.
Me: Man, when I was little we was so poor we used to play this game called 'paperball.'

You: Paperball? what the fuck is that?

Me: Take a piece of paper, ball that motherfucker up, and play with it.
by dreguan March 8, 2010
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Paper Cricket

A new display push pin for displaying artwork and other pieces on walls and other surfaces. With a slit/wing to hold the paper, you do not have to puncture or damage your works when putting them up.
John: "Dude how'd you put your picture up without poking it?"
Bob: "I used a paper cricket. Those thumbtacks don't work as well as these push pins."
by Modica4uall May 22, 2011
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paper team

A team of writers in Hollywood or any production industry that work for one salary because the financing available does not permit two individual salaries.
Jack and Jill? They've never met before today - they're new and the producer made them a paper team to get them on board for cheap.
by renegadescorpion November 14, 2015
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Pacer

A sexy guy that moves like no other a cool brotha
That pacer is more man than any other guy.
by Razor shanks March 18, 2020
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coloured paper

Money

Paper money i.e. Notes could be described as coloured paper. There are some instances where the term *money* cannot be used.
I expect to get some coloured paper for my services.
by Wordlink May 28, 2014
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