Parker

A total fuckwad. Not that cool and says "swag" a lot.

THATS A PARKER,HE JUST STOLE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND.

by imasliceofpizza April 18, 2018

palmer

acting like a gay ass mofo

being a bag of douche

Damn it Colin, stop being such a mofoing palmer

by jackson5676 December 9, 2008

Arnold Palmer

Originating from Chico CA. A Gravity bong made from a gallon bottle of Arizonas Tea Arnold Palmer.

(Caugh, Caugh) Dude! (Caugh Caugh Caugh)That Arnold Palmer almost made me throw up.

by mother fucking shit March 9, 2010

Parker

(v.) to steal the seat of another

I was going to sit down when he parkered me.

Dude, don't parker me I was sitting there.

by Martin11111111 March 5, 2010

Parkerism

The political idealogy where your opinion is "fuck them" "fuck em" "fuck the other side we run shit"

Commonly appears in high schools across America

We have a football game today, well its time for some Parkerism, "fuck em we Run shit and we are gonna win"

by K-breezyyyy April 20, 2010

Parker

Something that is a dick move, or something completely idiotic

"Wow, that was such a parker."

"HEY PARKER, QUIT BEING SUCH A PARKER"

by Kyuubiman January 13, 2009

Parker

A fucking douche bag that takes advantage of every person he sees that thinks he is cool
-creep
-loser

Guy: Hey wanna fuck?
Girl: Get away from me creep, you're such a Parker!

by Dr.Anomynous February 23, 2010