Peter Parker

when your finger blasting two birds at the same time with hands like spiderman whilst shooting your web over their face.

"I pulled off my first Peter Parker last night, safe to say the funeral was very awkward #sorrynan"

by peterparkerspedo August 8, 2021

parker

a parker is probably one of the most beautiful people in the world,
they are super kind absolutely adorable and iltsm </3

friend: yo bro who got you smilin like that??
me: a parker.

by emofajry (aka fraise) August 26, 2021

Esmee Parker

Esmee Parker has the biggest cock known to man and a gigantic gyat.

“Hey that girl has a big cock!”
“Must be Esmee Parker”

by Skibidirizz August 17, 2024

Parker g

A small penised man that can't finish. He beats his meat to Dave bunts.if you ever meet a parker g run away don't look back he will tunk goon and edge on you

Your a parker g

by Leydron gahames December 5, 2024

Peter Parker Syndrome

The frustrating phenomenon where, no matter how much good someone does or how selfless their actions are, they always seem to get the short end of the stick. These individuals consistently prioritize others above themselves, sacrificing personal happiness, desires, or even well-being, only to be met with obstacles, heartbreak, or outright bad luck. It's as if the universe punishes them for their good intentions, denying them the rewards or recognition they truly deserve. At its heart, it’s a cruel irony: the more they strive to do right by the world, the more the world seems to turn its back on them. Whether it’s losing the person they care about, being misunderstood, or watching everything fall apart despite their best efforts.

Guy One: "My girl just left me, my grades are dropping, I don't have money for a ride home and I don't have food for tonight!"

Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."

by Da Halkian December 12, 2024

parker

Gets shagged by men but only on Mondays . calls it accountancy when its actually just being a rent boy , also lives in a caravan and drinks 40 cans of Guinness a day

i know this gypsy Parker who's defo a rent boy and a alcoholic

by SmashedAndrandom December 28, 2024

Parker

The sweetest and funniest girl you will ever meet when you first get to know her she is very shy and doesn't say much but once she trust you oh your in she is the most genuine person i have never met so loyal, gentle, sweet and funny all the same time truly a one in a million girl her she was the only one who ever treated me right. Her true sense of humor is like nothing ive ever seen before if you get the chance to truly know her don't waste it because you will regret it.
Parker if you ever see this just know i wrote it about you ill always regret treating you the way i did and making you leave me i love you.

I miss you parker

by YkimisSouy July 2, 2025