Pasta Fish

A man (maybe) from Chicagoland who’s out of their element, and just saying dumb things. Also smells bad. Quinoa must be eaten for a *pasta fish* to reset

“Man, Guthrie can’t cope and seethe, he must really hate the way the world’s engineered him to respond to things rationally despite what mass communication has taught him on human nature! Also, Pasta Fish

by anonymous June 20, 2023

Pasta Sauce

Prego, in other words: Pregnant.

Rihanna had some serious moves at the Super Bowl, which is especially impressive considering she’s pasta sauce.

by RonDeSantissucks June 21, 2023

Past-Rizz

When rizz from the past helps you in the present or future.

Yo, I talked to my employer years ago, and my past-rizz 100% helped me get the job.

by JASUS16 April 20, 2023

pastaception

The combining of different types of pasta.

I ate a pastaception for my dinner.

by KING crazy DAVE May 9, 2023

past period

A phrase presumably used to mean "recent past." This is a phrase that has been around for a very long time (at least since the 1920's or 30's, probably longer) but is such an underwhelming turn of phrase that comes off as simultaneously pompous and pretentious, that in the year 2023 no one has yet bothered to even enter it into Wiktionary or any other online dictionary. So its time has come, and it is now being entered into one of the greatest dictionaries to grace humanity with its presence. :-)

Arnold Rimmer (character in the TV show Red Dwarf): "It happened in the past period."
Lister: "Past period!? Rimmer, English speakers don't speak like that."

Adapted from Red Dwarf episode "Balance of Power"

by Grammar Trotskyist May 15, 2023

pastana

A boy who's dick is so big he has to fold it into his ass
Which is probably why he is always upset seeming like someone put a stick up his ass

He sucks his own balls

He's dated someone named Kylie why idk

Pastana is very weird funny and kind

And likes sticking his hands down underage girls shirts

PASTANA, WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT! TAKE YOUR HAND OUT OF MY SHIRT!

by Sneakylink;)#2 July 27, 2023

pastapizza

The most atrocious food knows to man, often causing people to kill themselves upon eating.

“He ate a pastapizza, then he died a horrible death!”

by StopPastapizza August 24, 2023