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penis game

The game where two people say penis louder and louder until a teacher writes one of them up. That person is the winner.
Ted: Lets play the penis game.
Laura:(wispers)penis
Ted:Penis
Laura:(yelling)PENISSS!!!
Teacher: Laura go to detention you dirty mexican.
Ted: Damn it i lose again!!!
by Tedwardz0r July 25, 2008
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Street Penis

Hot dog purchased from a street vendor
"hey, give me one of those street penis' - loaded"
by janmann February 11, 2007
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Penis Power

A shout given amongst a group of males to express pride in being male.
by ThatDamnedNinja March 10, 2004
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Penis leach

Some one who sucks a lot of penis. Who is basically feeding off of it.
by Bittinkittin November 10, 2004
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penis high five

When two guys pass each other through a door way , and rub crotches with each other as they squeeze through. Usually attributed to the fact that they both think they are to hard to yield to the other guy.
Marvin was too cool to let Patrick into the office before he left, resulting in a penis high five as they both squeezed through the door way.
by GarryOwen January 12, 2008
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Penis Fly Trap

The event in which a man is done peeing into a urinal, then zips the tip of his penis up in his zipper, causing an excrutiating pinching pain that results in loud sreaming and cursing.

The name derives from the penis getting trapped in the fly. Hence the name penis fly trap.
(two guys standing by seperate urinals, finishing up)

Man 1: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Man 2:WHAT?!?!

Man 1:PENIS FLY TRAP!

Man 2:Ouch...
by iforgetmynamealot May 20, 2010
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Penis Inspection Day

The day at school when the principal inspects the penises and forskins of whichever students he chooses. The students who are not circumcised are the given a circumcision with a rusty keychain knife.
Wow, Mr. Whitt gave me a very thorough inspection of my dick on penis inspection day.

I heard Jamars big penis slapped Mr. Smiths face when he went to inspect Jamal’s penis on penis inspection day in his history class.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019
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