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Paint Huffer

The quiet girl in the back of art class who sniffs acrylic paint. Then asks to be babysat. Usually dorky, will never get high or laid any other way.
by ieatsheepsforbrunch January 17, 2009
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porn pain

the pain in the reproductive organs a porn addict gets when he has been cut off of his supply weather this is psychosomatic or physical is yet to be seen by modern science mostly because the said person with this pain cant talk about it because if info got out of the addicts pain it would probably get to the ears of his or her roommates which are most like his or her parents
porn addict: hey doctor i was cut of from my Asian milf porn and now i got the porn pain.
doctor:er um maybe you should get a girlfriend.
by splashlog September 19, 2010
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letting the paint dry

A phrase used when a guy is taking a poop and right before he wipes, he jacks off and let's the poop on his ass cheeks dry out (without really noticing).
Dude what's taking bill so long in the bathroom?

He must have been letting the paint dry!
by C.C.R. Boss December 16, 2011
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Finger Paint

To finger fuck a blobbing biatch - useful if you have a taste for jam (see jam eater/s), or if you have run out of teabags and Dracula is coming for tea (see Vampires teabag)
"...To finger paint is not a sin,
I put my middle finger in,
your monthly blood is what I win,
I'm in your house now let me spin..."
From RHCP's Purple Stain (Californication, 1999 Warner Bros)
by Mr Blobby October 11, 2004
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Sympathy pain

When a guy sees or hears of another man taking significant damage to the crotch, and crosses his legs because the mere thought of such pain makes his genitals feel either vulnerable or uncomfortable.
We were watching a horror movie, and when the killer took out a pair of plyers and went for the guy's crotch, every male in the room crossed his legs. We were all feeling sympathy pain for the guy.
by Timstuff June 13, 2010
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painsaw

A redheaded dick face named chaney gaudette who has no self-respect and sucks cock
painsaw
, chaney
by mmmmmmmmmhgfkl;ejm September 23, 2009
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T-Paining

Saying something inappropriate and sexual with a filthy mind.
She's always T-Paining about mundane things like seeing a license plate that appears to spell "penis."
by Bringing the T-Paining June 24, 2011
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