Wet Toast Eagles

The West Coast Eagles, an AFL team from Perth. They are so shit they are about as strong as a piece of wet toast (which is very fucking weak and useless). They suck.
The Wet Toast Eagles are as rubbish as a wooden sword in Minecraft. I will chug a beer and shit in their mouths mate. Fuck Perth! YEET!
by MinecraftBloke123 May 04, 2023
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cinnamon toast turntables

hey dude i went on cinnamon toast turntables today. Now I can't go escape. Help....
by Luckie 559 February 28, 2021
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Cinnamon Toast Punch

A finely crafted beverage from the hills of Appalachia consisting of cinnamon toast crunch mixed with punch.
The best restaurants in the world have several flavors of Cinnamon Toast Punch on tap.
by kirupa February 16, 2014
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toasted throat scratcher

the act of making a hot pocket and having a woman deepthroat it while you insert your great white or chocolate deluxe penis inside. be careful it might still be toasty
shay- "awh fuck dude some crazy boston chick let me give her the toasted throat scratcher"
TJ- "no mustard!'
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loaded piece of toast

Something so absurd, it can't possibly be true.
"That's a really loaded piece of toast! You know what I mean? laughter I mean, you have to laugh at a certain point because it's just ridiculous." - Meghan, Duchess of Sussex on the British tabloids misrepresenting her relationship with the British royal family.
by t_ray March 09, 2021
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2 dollar toast

When you're rubbing your genitalia on your man's face and he says, "Mmm, tuna on toast," but you mistakenly hear, " Mmm, 2 dollar toast," and get all crazy and google the definition on Urban Dictionary because you swear it means something nasty but you find nothing so you make up your own definition.
"Mmm, let me get a slice of that 2 dollar toast."
by 2 Dollar Toast Definer January 07, 2017
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get roasted and toasted

When someone gets roasted really bad cuz they’re losers
by Kairi is awesome January 27, 2021
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