train wreck

When a club DJ plays two tracks that just do not mix well.

Hence the term train wreck.

by HPAVC November 27, 2003

fail train

A transport, form of transport, or metaphorical transport, than fails to produce any kind of useful output.

'OMFG That orc amour is a fail train!' - The amour of that orc has no useful function, and looks retarded

'I had to get on a first great western fail train' - i had to get on a train run by first great western that is unproductive, and late.

'Haha, your train fails, it's a fail train' - your transport tycoon train is costing you large sums of money, and can't reach any stations

by John 'PJB' Bargman September 8, 2007

Thomas The Train

Thomas The Train is a horror show built for 35 year old horror fans. He is probably one of the most popular horror shows and if you show this to a child, they will be horrified and scarred for life.

Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna watch some horror movies tonight?

Guy 2: Sure dude! What type?

Guy: it's about this train named Thomas

Guy2 : Oh no, not Thomas The Train!

by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021

Train Tickets

Slang term for hits of acid

We need a dozen train tickets for the party Saturday.

by shit towne pat April 23, 2008

wiki train

When you click on one interesting article on Wikipedia, and that leads to clicking onto another interesting arcticle, and another, and another, and you're on a wiki train you just can't get off!

"I clicked on the featured article of the day and I got on a wiki train which ended up at Henry VIII!"

by Richard Leng May 19, 2008

County Training

Described as 'Shropshires little Auschwitz centres'; County Training is a center designed to hold the unemployed after they have had an undisclosed period of time claiming Job Seekers Allowance. All 'trainies' are held under a 'voluntary' contract in which they are required to perform tedious day to day tasks. These can range from searching www.direct.gov.uk for multiple hours, constant reading of local literature (a favourite being the Nazi publication, 'The Shropshire Star'), Forced labour (writing thousands of speculative letters to local businesses) and dealing with local employment officers, to prove you are not only looking for work, but are willing to do every task required, in order to sacrifice your life and soul to County Training.

'Your at County Training 30 hours a week, Monday to Friday. We promise to find you a job.'

'I've got an interview at 1'

'Well, you can't go because we don't know if your suitable for the job'

'But i've got an interview...'

'Well you can't go. Take a seat.'

by Venom_of_Oswestry May 13, 2009

Bae in training

Someone who is 2nd to "The Bae"

Bae in training is trying to make her/himself my number one.

by Paul Revere Walker June 11, 2014