Skip to main content

keys in your pocket

When you, or somebody has keys in their pocket it means that they have really boney hips, or the area below the hip, but before your leg starts. If you have "keys" in your jean pocket, you have a boney butt. #skinny #keysinmypocket #iwantkeysinmypocket
Jessie: "Hey you see that model, she got keys in her pocket!"

Callie: "Yea she is real skinny, but a nice body. I want keys in my pocket."

Keys In your pocket- the effect of a slim body making it appear you have a car key of some sort in your legging side, or jean pocket.
by keysforeverinmypocket November 22, 2017
mugGet the keys in your pocketmug.

Super Stinky Keys

The act of defecating on your roomate's keyboard after they have pissed you off to the max
"The dude slept with my sister, so when he went downstairs to get the mail I left him with a hot load of super stinky keys."
by CeJ x NaSTy September 13, 2009
mugGet the Super Stinky Keysmug.

key to escape reality

"but fortunatelyyy i have the key to escape reality" -keller williams
by john harper September 15, 2006
mugGet the key to escape realitymug.

Piano key Rampage

After dropping a piano 3 stories from a building on to a hobo, one must collect all 88 keys into a zip lock bag. After returning into the house hold, Another must take all 88 keys and ram them into your ass, after seeing how many you can fit in the ass, its the others turn. Who ever can fit the most keys up their ass wins. The winner gets to punch the loser in the stomach until they blow chunks all over the dead hobo. The loser must also eat the hobo's giblets (see watery giblets), while being pissed on by a dog.
Wow! i heard emily and jimmy practice the Piano key Rampage every night! I guess she always loses! No wonder shes a fat whore!
by Jayn and payt February 16, 2008
mugGet the Piano key Rampagemug.

Low-key hangout

Can entail just getting food or drinking in a chill setting and playing games with only one other person, or a group of people.
Jared: "Hey are you down for a low-key hangout?"
Jessica: "Yeah, yo. Who's going to be there?"
by moobitch2 March 24, 2022
mugGet the Low-key hangoutmug.

Key West Bitches

Key West Bitches are your typical sad hoe.
They do not particularly have much better to do, so within that time they may talketh tons of shiteth.
They hate 24/7 for reasons that have not yet been discovered.
Not all of which who reside within the tropical location of Key West, FL are indeed a Key West Bitch.
You may have other species of these also in your local hometown.
Jan: "Are they going to do anything else other than stare and talk shit?"
Mary: "No Jan, they are Key West Bitches, thats what they do."
by Ttinkyyy October 11, 2020
mugGet the Key West Bitchesmug.

Share this definition