There isn't really a definition to define this man of his marvelous qualities, there just isn't enough words in the English language to describe how legendary this human being is. (A man from Grange Academy, Kilmarnock, UK)
by Ulla Britta December 2, 2019
Get the John Creemug. When a women decides to no longer shave her legs, or any other part of her body, she is known as a John Vernon
by Soup or Sauce June 29, 2016
Get the John Vernonmug. He is a good type of a friend and the one that makes you think you wanna date him. His appearance may seem cold and distant, but as you get to know him, he is very clingy, caring, talkative, funny, and childish especially when no one's around. A type of a guy that tells his mom about you. He's a husband material. But also very toxic, inconsistent, and insensitive once you're in a relationship with him. You can spot his red flags during the talking stage. John Russel is hard to forget, he's too good in bed.
by C€LC€L January 20, 2022
Get the John Russelmug. He’s round, He’s Husky, and likes snicker lickers! It’s John Cutter and his last name rhymes with Butter....
Real Definition: A Walking Meme
Real Definition: A Walking Meme
Cutter:“You going to the kick back?”
Beau Edwards: “Can I fuck your sister?”
Cutter: “NoOooo” *in cutter voice*
Beau Edwards: “Then that’s my answer to your question... nice day John Cutter or I mean..... Rowley Jefferson”
Beau Edwards: “Can I fuck your sister?”
Cutter: “NoOooo” *in cutter voice*
Beau Edwards: “Then that’s my answer to your question... nice day John Cutter or I mean..... Rowley Jefferson”
by Fuckshitasstitsbitchcuntballs June 29, 2020
Get the John Cuttermug. One main charcter in the crucible:
Sweats like a stallion behind the barn, the proper place where his beasts are bedded. Has raging bisceps, gorgeous long hair, no tolerance for a sickly wife, and thinks that god is dead. He has know her.
Has many names:
John Protractor
John Practice
John Tractor
John Smactor (smacked-her)
John Projector
John Procrastinator
Prohn Joctor
Sweats like a stallion behind the barn, the proper place where his beasts are bedded. Has raging bisceps, gorgeous long hair, no tolerance for a sickly wife, and thinks that god is dead. He has know her.
Has many names:
John Protractor
John Practice
John Tractor
John Smactor (smacked-her)
John Projector
John Procrastinator
Prohn Joctor
by Jedimaster7130 March 30, 2017
Get the john proctormug. -Bruh.. I named my duck John Davidson because he has a FUCKING HUGE penis.
-My sister dated a guy named John Davidson and apparently his dick is 40 inches FLACCID!
-My sister dated a guy named John Davidson and apparently his dick is 40 inches FLACCID!
by Rustyflight November 9, 2019
Get the John Davidsonmug. john owen is probably the sweetest person you could ever meet. a john owen is shy at first but the more he opens up the more you fall in love with him. he makes you feel butterflies and always knows when you're feeling down. john owen will always love you even when you hurt him, he would still love you to the moon and back. a john owen usually comes in a form of a tall curly-haired boy, but don't underestimate him, because if you ever get with a john owen you will never wanna leave <3.
girl 1: omg did you know that jessica giselle is dating john owen??
girl 2:omg really?? she is so lucky!! i would love to date a john owen.
girl 2:omg really?? she is so lucky!! i would love to date a john owen.
by giselle<33 August 22, 2021
Get the john owenmug.