E-woke

Finding all of your political awareness online
Carin is suddenly commenting on politics, she has been online reading about the election suddenly she is e-woke.
by December 19, 2022
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Shook-Woke

Bakugou’s permanent state; basically permanently shook. And woke. So...shook-woke.
“Did you hear what Bakugou said?” Momo asked wide-eyed.

“No; but I’m guessing it was something offensive because he’s always shook-woke,” Deku responds dejectedly.
by Bakubitch August 24, 2019
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Shook woke

When something happens that's a shock and causes you stress or to become angry
Man, that cop came up behind me with his lights on. He flew by but it got me shook woke
by ditch_doc May 03, 2018
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I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.
Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid
by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024
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A Law Woke Bar

A sarcastic exclamation highlighting the perceived irony or hypocrisy of advocating for progressive values while ignoring or excusing violent behavior, particularly from extremist groups.
"Did you hear that LGBTQ+ activist defending those Islamic extremists? That's such 'A Law Woke Bar' moment."
by Mitcheroo June 20, 2024
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Woke Salad

When you ask a question that is clearly a "Yes" or "No" question, and the reply involves dancing around the issue with nonsensical overly complicated verbiage, making a clear effort to avoid giving a clear "yes" or "no" answer, and also subtly gaslighting the questioner.
YOU: "Was Stalin Evil for killing hundreds of thousands of people?"

CHAT GPT: "EVIL is such a strong world, and it must be understood that the complex and nuance concepts of what a person is helps define what we mean by when we say Stalin and 'killing people.' It must be considered that we cannot make judgements without exploring the issue with long inclusive langauge or conceptial intersectionality based on the issue at hand. It can in fact be hurtful to make such judgements or to utter statements of this because it can infringe on the rights of numerous individual identities who identify as Stalin-colored minorities. We must ... *insert random collection of words that sound intellectual but have no real meaning or value.*

YOU: "That's a Woke Salad right there, buddy."
by mrsnugs February 27, 2024
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woke 2023 woman

A biological male who identifies as a female and declares themselves as a women, while being equipped with mature male sexual and reproductive organs still intact.

Any biological male who insists they are a female and demands to be defined as a woman post modifications to the original definition of a woman adopted during the “woke” 2023 era.

Any member of the transgender community who is a biological male that declares themselves to be a female woman or just a woman.

Any member of any group or demographic who is a biological male at birth and identifies transitions or demands to be defined as a woman and addressed as a woman.

A delusional male who attempts to troll the entire country and prey on females and children in a predatory manner by claiming they are a woman and or female and making deliberately misleading and false statements regarding their gender identity. Can also be called simply 2023 woman.
During the work era of 2023 a group of transgender biological men redefined the definition of “woman” to suit their needs in turn major companies attempted partnerships and endorsements with these newly defined “women” while females were stripped of their rights to female exclusive restrooms and the usage of “women” as newly defined and assigned in 2023, no longer belonged to biological females.

A social media star during this time received partnerships that were products for females. Only issue was she was a woke 2023 woman, which means she still was a male but identifies as female and demands to be defined as a woman.
by PlatinumXXX May 23, 2023
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