dutch fountain

A fetish involving a couple that overeats and then lie down and rub their bellies together to the point where they throw up on each other which for some reason turns them on.

Riz and I dutch fountained yesterday after the all you can eat buffet

by roandri December 12, 2013

Dutch Kazoo

When the sound of your fart is amplified by sitting in a plastic chair.

When I farted during a lecture, the fart was much louder than anticipated because of the plastic chair in the lecture hall. This "over amplification" phenomenon is known as the "Dutch Kazoo".

by theotherslimshady December 21, 2013

Dutch princess

Going backdoor on a blonde girl

I gave Iggy Azalea a Dutch Princess while watching Kingsmen the movie

by Mathias March 27, 2015

dutch holiday

A normal work day where you are late or no call no show to an appointment.

My cable guy must have a Dutch Holiday, I've been waiting around all day for him to show up.

by WTFuck July 14, 2015

dutch wallpaper

The result of a "person with explosive shitsticles comming out of his arse" that continualy smashes his asshole against the wall. This makes a brown masterpiece that some people call the "Dutch Wallpaper"

I heard the janitors talking about a dutch wallpaper in the boys bathroom!

by daanielleer August 18, 2015

Norwegian Dutch

1. A slang language only lesbians speak.

2. A code for lesbians to figure out if another woman is gay.

"Hey Kathy can you speak Norwegian Dutch,"
"No I'm straight but thanks for asking!"

by Sexscene January 9, 2016

Dutch tenting

Dutch tenting , along the lines of a Dutch oven.

In a Dutch tent you zip up all the vents and release vile farts into the tent where unsuspecting victims must suffer while being unable to easily escape as they fumble around with the tent zippers.

Can be used as a verb.

While camping in Tahoe I was sleeping peacefully sleeping when suddenly a fouls odor filled the air. Then it hit me I was Dutch tented. My boyfriend said it was a proper Dutch tenting.

by Gooselady January 16, 2016