When you do a shit so long, wide and hard that your arsehole feel raw afterwards, just like a black guy had rammed his girthy black cock up it
by DeHydratePC April 11, 2019
Get the Date with Jerome mug.Someone you meet off a dating site in the hope of getting over the one you really want to be with.
A "meet date" to distract yourself from the pain of a "shituationship" you're in that isn't going anywhere.
A "meet date" to distract yourself from the pain of a "shituationship" you're in that isn't going anywhere.
"I'm so tired of these aspirin dates going nowhere"
"These aspirin dates aren't enough to get me over Rick".
"These aspirin dates aren't enough to get me over Rick".
by Madchen April 22, 2019
Get the Aspirin date mug.Brenda told her friend Lisa that Aaron was her dating canon and that she would stick to him.
Max told his friend Amanda that he wanted her to be his dating canon.
Max told his friend Amanda that he wanted her to be his dating canon.
by KingDoubleC May 10, 2019
Get the Dating canon mug.When a couple of people in possession of juul have sexual relations, preferably while hitting their juul's this is most intimate thing a juul owner can do.
Lisa and John went home for a little juul date. John made sure to bring his condoms and some spare pods.
by Low_ki June 1, 2019
Get the juul date mug.Meeting somebody up for the first time on a date, typically from an online dating profile, with the intention of hooking up later.
“I went on a date with this guy from Hinge. We were at the bar for just an hour before we went back to his place to have sex. Definitely a Thirst Date!”
“I’m grabbing drinks with this girl from Tinder later. She told me her roommate is out of town and we can go back to her place later. Kinda sounds like a Thirst Date!”
“I’m grabbing drinks with this girl from Tinder later. She told me her roommate is out of town and we can go back to her place later. Kinda sounds like a Thirst Date!”
by Trevor Davidson October 15, 2019
Get the Thirst Date mug.When the receiver gets grabbed by the defense before he even catches the ball, he yells "interference dude. I don't want to go on a butt date with you."
by Gernblanston77 January 14, 2018
Get the butt date mug.1) NO CHEATING
2) trust each other (don't break it)
3) TEXT EACH OTHER (ex. hey I'm busy I'm sorry can't talk right now)
4) don't spread each other's secrets (even after broken up)
5) keep each other safe
6) if male don't text other girls
7) if female don't text other boys
8) BEING CLINGY DOESN'T MATTER
9) DOUBLE TEXTING IS OKAY
10) cute nicknames are a must
2) trust each other (don't break it)
3) TEXT EACH OTHER (ex. hey I'm busy I'm sorry can't talk right now)
4) don't spread each other's secrets (even after broken up)
5) keep each other safe
6) if male don't text other girls
7) if female don't text other boys
8) BEING CLINGY DOESN'T MATTER
9) DOUBLE TEXTING IS OKAY
10) cute nicknames are a must
by Carebear169 March 26, 2020
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