Ninja Cat

The end product of months of immense training, in the form of a kitten. In short, the ultimate weapon.

Ninja Cat Bob: It sure feels good to have butt secks.
Ninja Cat Henry: That's right.

by Mister Sambert August 12, 2006

Whole nine yards

Phrase equivalent to "Everything that is available." Has nothing to do with football. In fact, the phrase comes from the fact that fighter planes are equipped with belt-fed machine guns. When the belts are laid out before loading, they measure nine yards in length. If a pilot were to empty his plane's guns into a target, he'd be giving it the "whole nine yards."

I bought the TV, the home theater system... The whole nine yards.

by Angel Panties December 16, 2003

Ning Nang Nong

A magicall place invented by Spike Milligan, somewhere past the Black Stump, but not quite as far as Timbuktu. Famously popularized by the popular adult television programme Play School.

On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows smoke Bong, and the monkeys all throw poo, There's a Nong Nang Ning Where the fat man sings, and the tea pots sing along too. On the Nong Ning Nang all the mice get banged, and you just can't catch 'em when they do, so its Ning Nang Nong, Cows smoke Bong! Nong Nang Ning, the fat man sings, Nong Ning Nang, The mice get banged, What a noisy place to belong, is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!!

by TarddieBuddie January 30, 2010

ninja route

quicker than the shortest way possible from point A to point B. Usually utilising unknown shortcut, back alleys or secret routes.

After arriving at their destination in record time, the rabbi says to the preist, "Damn thats the f#*kin ninja route and sh*t!"

by halluciphile October 28, 2003

Ninth Circle Of Hell

The other name for the FriendZone.

Awesome, Sweet guy: (To Girl) You know, we'd make a great couple... Will you go out with me?

Girl: No! You're like a Brother to me! My best friend! I don't wanna ruin our relationship!!

The Dude: ....

2nd dude: You've just been sent to the Ninth Circle Of Hell, man. I'm so sorry.

See Friendzone

by Jaytee2Tor January 22, 2012

Ninja

Ninja was a fortnite streamer until he tragically died of ligma in the middle of one of his streams there is a common streamer who took his name and his legacy and very few know the original Ninja is dead. The new one is about to die of the tragic disease of suckma and is a terrible understanding of people playing. He is the most un egotistical person in the twitch community. He also cause the burning of notre dame

Ninja shagged my grandmother

by Vector Died For Our Sins April 17, 2019

Nintendo Ninjas

They still haven't come for me, so I'm gonna give them the wakeup call by flexing my ROMS. I have 450 games on my hacked Wii, including leaked prototypes and demo discs. The entire setup costed $180. I have a DSi with TWiLight Menu ++, and a bunch of DS ROMS, and for the icing on the cake, both have NES, SNES, Genesis/MD, SMS, etc. ROMS and they run perfectly. All of that and Nintendo still hasn't come for me. Come holla at me.

Nintendo NInjas can't do shit.

by Corn-Sizzurp December 7, 2021