monday

the worst day in history.

why monday ,

by big red balls11 January 21, 2019

Mofed

when Mo fucks up in only a way that Mo can fuck up

Shivani: Why are you mad at Mo?
Josie: He crashed the motorcycle in thailand and had to pay for it
Shivani: Oh he really mofed up this time

Josie: I'm so mad

Shivani: What's wrong?
Josie: Look at these screen shots
Shivani: Oh wow he really mofed up this time
Josie **heavily sighs**

by sofaritsak February 8, 2019

moed

being harassed or hard-pressed

Today Jessica moed me because I took her chapstick.

My teacher moed me because I did not bring my book to class.

by 882003 March 19, 2019

Monday fever

An illness that affects metal workers and welders. Named because you build a tolerance but the weekend break allows you to be susceptible to the metal fumes again. So it is most commonly felt on monday. Also known as metal fume fever

I got Monday fever from welding earlier and now I got the shakes.

by NowWithEctasy May 11, 2019

Monday

Garfield's least favorite day.

Garfield: I hate Mondays.
Dave: Do you want be to kill you?

by Webkinz Person 515315151 November 29, 2019

Monday

The day that you get to beat up a VSCO girl and hug an e-girl if possible. E-girls might not hug you back.

Hey Erica it’s Monday! Let’s go hug Jenna but let’s be carefull!

by Thatonepersonthatisdeppresed October 26, 2019

mondal

Not your friend. Your colleague.

Mondal: I'm your Mondal.

by yolo_sweg January 2, 2020