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Eli's mom

A sexy milf that everyone wants to bang/marry
I wanna bang Eli's mom
I like Eli's mom
Eli's mom is hot
by Gaykidunderthesheet July 30, 2022
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mommed out

1 to be so absorbed in family life that a mother becomes completely detached and even lethargic when it comes to her personal self; to be selfless to the point of self neglect; to lose your individuality to the collective

2 the compulsive need to mother everything you encounter, whether spouses, children, animals, inanimate objects or complete strangers; the compulsive need to tell the world how it should be living it's life;the propensity to believing that everything you encounter somehow NEEDS your advice and will otherwise perish into oblivion without your help
I have many women friends who are totally mommed out. "She totally mommed out on me."
by princessgrace August 17, 2011
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My Mom

My Mom means, My Day 1. Ride or die. 1 ion play about. the 1 imma kill for like she'll do for me ong.
exapmle; my mom is my world she is a beast and my fav person ever.
by Big.Mama.Skyy February 17, 2022
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Mom’s Weekend

A weekend that the kids are staying with their dad (ex-husband/baby daddy) and mom has all weekend to do whatever she wants without any curfews or restrictions.
For mom’s weekend I’m going to get nasty throughout this house.
by Lobo1492 August 1, 2020
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Stacys mom

A song about a guy who has a crush on this girl Stacys mom.
Stacys mom, has got it going on, she’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long.....
by hamburger2020 November 29, 2020
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Mom hours

When you seem to be working non stop.... kind of like mom when she's making up some supper for you and pop, and washing the dishes, and cleaning the clothes, and walking the dogs, etc.
- why haven't you been able to chill bro?
- because I'm a real bro and putting in mom hours at work to save up for the new cod.
by Jman5670 June 23, 2011
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Rollings Mom

The cheapest hooker money can buy. Her looks have been compaired to a real life Shrek. She has the ass of cottage cheese. Nipples like peanuts. The word no is not in her vocabulary. But then again her vocab is pretty limited due to her never not having a cock in her mouth.
He I just slept with Rollings mom and almost puked.
by haha1985 October 7, 2011
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