Moist Fart

A fart upon ones face, that is juicy and may contain turds.

Person #1: Dude, you're mean.

Person #2: Don't make me take a moist fart on your face.

by squarian July 25, 2014

Moisturize

When a man ejaculates on the suckee's face during Oral Sex.
This can be suitable during the 'night-after' conversations or if one appears to be 'glowing' as a result of getting some.

" Did you moisturize your face last night Liz?"

" Goodbye pearl necklace! hello face moisturizing!"

" The slob fucking moisturized my face"

by Bootles December 30, 2005

MOINCRAFT

AUTISTIC MINECRAFT

FUCK YOU I DONT LIKE SENTENCES
MOINCRAFT
MOINCRAFT
MOINCRAFT
DICK!!!!!!!

by Niglet Lover 669 August 27, 2016

Moist

The collective noun for a group of yummies.


See also yummy.

You sould have been in there, wall-to-wall Yummies !

At least three moists !

by Cutaway May 24, 2005

Moicher

a Word From Blairgowrie And Sorounding Areas
Someone Who is Rather Stupid

Your A Moicher!!!!

by Paisley-Michelle September 29, 2009

Moist Towelette

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.

by Cytosematic January 20, 2018

moist cupcake

When you get a girl wet.

I did it with courtney last night , she got a really moist cupcake

by Josh hen November 5, 2007