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Minty

A Minty is quite simply a statement made by an individual, often an offer of goods or services that is almost immediately retracted.

The origin is unknown as is the benefit to the individual doing the Minty. The backlash is often negative but like the boy who cried wolf, the inevitable is the Minty won't be taken serious
Mr X - Guys and gals, I am nipping out at lunch to buy some fizzy pop and an egg and onion sandwich. Would anyone like something from the coffee shop when I am out.

Office Colleagues - Awesome, flat whites all round.

Mr X - Off that, I am not getting you anything

Office Colleagues - You twat. He has only gone and got us with a Minty
by Baoooooooooooo September 27, 2011
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Meat Mitten

Look at her meat mittens. They are huge.
by warsawwasraw September 17, 2010
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MintyAce

Means totally awsome.
The idea of MintyAce came around when a friend and I were ripping the piss outa some guy at school.

Opposite to AcyMint
**Something cool happens**

Sum guy: "Woah that was MintyAce...Woah!!"
by Dan Rodgers March 16, 2004
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Matty thorneycroft

Matty Thorneycroft- a sexy beast who is very good at austin powers impersonations.Who spends alot of time on the computer, and buys endless quantities of chocolate, thought he does not like cake.
"do you know mattyboy/ Matty Thorneycroft"
" yeahh, he likes cider & crackers"
by kerchingg March 23, 2009
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misty-eyed

missti-eyed

That chick you thought was such an angel . Lil Miss Congenality
Till you catch her with your man.

A person who isn't what they seem. A blood sucker flea.
A conjured spell of a demon in the flesh.
John was caught misty-eyed when he looked at me.

Are you misty-eyed balling me?
by LeiairaRaine June 20, 2020
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oven mitt

To insert your fist into an anus in a repeated in-and-out thrust motion. May occasionally cause a pinking anal pull.
An oven mitt in the kitchen is either very normal, or very inappropriate and unsanitary, depending on what you mean by over mitt.
by Niggslayer November 10, 2004
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Misty-Eye

A sexual act, when a male reaches orgasm, he grabs the partners hair, shoves there head back to look in his face, then proceeds to cum very hard, up their nose, often with thrusting.

The cum then travels through the partners sinuses, eventually reaching below the eyes.

This dries out over the next hour, and when the partner moves their eyes, the salt makes their eyes all crispy.

When the partner starts crying, the tears come out looking like cum all over again.
1: "Dude I totally misty-eyed that chick last night, her tears looked like off-milk!!" "No way! I thought she looked mistied this morning..."
by Jon0 October 24, 2008
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