Put The Meat To Her

To Have Sexual Intercourse

That Girl Is Pretty Fly, I'd Put The Meat To Her

by Kyle September 21, 2004

Grade A Top Choice Meat

Referenced in The Wedding Singer by Rob. Meant to describe a fine looking woman who has phenomonal attributes, which you would obviously tap. It is a somewhat derogatory term to refer to a woman as a mere piece of meat, which you would easily take all of.

"Hey man did you see that girl Stacy at the frat this weekend?"
"Oh hell yeah, she was Grade A Top Choice Meat."

by smutgremlin2 August 11, 2008

pasta and meatballs

to have a super-slim wiry dick and some big ass nuts

douche: so she said she figured i was hung like seabiscuit altho im only 7" and thats even in dick inches! but then turns out her ex had pasta and meatballs in his drawers so i guess im worth a lot more to her.

by ed the Word September 15, 2009

meatcase

A guy who says he is straight, but has homosexual tendencies, especially when under the influence of drugs (especially marijuana). when not high or drunk this person will try to deny him saying things that were not straight when he was high/drunk.

Dj is a meatcase, hes soooooo gayyyyy.

by THH May 16, 2006

meatball day

When someone drinks so fucking much on a Sunday that they are unable to function on Monday. Work and any other other "real-life" responsibilities are of the least concern during a meatball day. Meatball day > 8 beers in an afternoon. Meatball days generally result in PTMDS (Post Traumatic Meatball Day Stress) through Thursday of the following week. PTMDS completely resides by Friday afternoon at 3:00.

Looks like Greg had another Meatball Day!

by Dan Victor November 23, 2013

spontaneous meat ejaculation

A spontaneous meat ejaculation is an unplanned and sometimes unavoidable ejaculation which occurs due to consuming a capacious volume of meat. The amount of ejaculate it produces is normally overwhelming when compared to normal ejaculations. It normally occurs 10-20 minutes after meat sweats begin.

Phil and Bruce finally broke into meat sweats at the All You Can Eat Meat Depot. They continued stuffing their faces, knowing full well they would eventually be experiencing a spontaneous meat ejaculation. They were happy they would be sharing this moment together.

by oscillation October 23, 2010

beat the meat flag

to masturbate savagely.

Time to go on RedTube and beat the meat flag.

by GEArSofWAr873 July 7, 2010