crystal magic

A dark, gleaming energy that surrounds a person, place, or thing, making it inevitable that shit will hit the fan. If something or someone is cursed by crystal magic, you better find a way to reverse the curse before it's too late!

Computer: Glitches and neglects to save your work before closing
Student: FUCK! This crystal magic piece of shit is fucking CURSED! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!

Computer: I'm about to end this student's whole career!

by coffee_by_the_pot March 23, 2021

Magic Shell

A thin layer of chocolate on ice cream that will freeze up when it comes in contact with air.

Hence, fecal matter residue found on one's penis after anal sex.

"Dude, when I pulled out.. bitch gave me the Magic shell !"

by The Nitwitz January 4, 2004

Magic Cookie Factory

When you put cookie ingredients into a girls vagina, and proceed to have sex with her to mix the ingredients inside her to make cookie dough. After, she goes tanning and after she is done you eat her out, and it will taste like cookies.

Guy 1: Man, yesterday my girlfriend finally let me do a magic cookie factory.
Guy 2: Lucky.

by thejake551 November 28, 2009

Henry The Magical Lion

A Lion whose name is an acronym of HTML. He doesn't take shit from ANYONE.

"I'ma stab you in tha face"

by Brandon April 14, 2005

emo magic

a brisk wiggeling of the fingers that makes a males dick fall off. the result of the of the dick falling off is the males transition into the wearing of tight "emo boy" pants.

EMO MAGIC

hello Doctor

I'm in quite a rut
my life is crumbling
I feel like giving up

theres this thing called Emo magic
it's really quite a fright
First it made my dick fall off
then my pants grew tight
My hair was blond
but now thats gone
changed to a shiny shade of black
it's even blotchy in the back

Now my friends all hate me
my girlfriend calls me names
this bandana makes my head sweat
and my balls are really strained

I not quite sure what to do
I was hoping you could help
Please write me back
I need you Dr. Felp!!!

by brittany bloodshed January 11, 2008

magic mushroom

A mushroom commonly found in flat, square boxes labelled with a question mark. There are three varieties. A red one which will double your height, a green one which will revive you when you die then disappear, and a purple one which is poisonous.

Had I not grabbed the Magic Mushroom, I would not have made it to world 8.

by Spork August 27, 2003

dark magician

The cheapest card of all. It is used in The show YuGiOh and is often only drawn when Yugi is in trouble and "believes in the heart of the cards" as he says. We all know that he is a dirty liar and his deck is rigged and the "believe in the heart of the cards" is just bullcrap so noone knows hes really cheating. Only 12 year olds who play Runescape believe him.

Yugi is down to 14 life points and the enemy is at 4000.
Yugi : "I BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS!!!!!11111!!!!1"
Enemy: "lawl yea okay there Yugi, you know thats not gonna work"
Yugi draws a card
Yugi: "AHAHA, I HAVE DRAWN THE DARK MAGICIAN!!!1111!!!!!1, NOW I WILL DESTROY YOU IN 1 HIT CUZ IM THAT 1337 YO!!!!!11!!!1111"
Yugi attacks the enemy and wins the match
Enemy: "LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, YUGI IS HAXING ADMIN PL0X BAN HIM NAO!!!!!!111!!!!!!!"

by yugi are for teh loo000serzZZ January 21, 2009