Martin

Only the finest specimen ever to be born in bulgaria him homeland. He has a weird last name and is bulgarian which is also pretty weird. He’s funny but he’s bulgarian so he’s a bad person. He has really good music taste but his bulgarianess outweighs that.

Umbouta blow to Martin

by need🤓singsong January 21, 2024

molly-martined

Getting absolutely polaxed and needing someone to carry you home. This someone is usually the boyfriend and has to take care of her and deal with her shit.

'Mate you were molly-martined last night!'
'You threw up all over her bathroom floor, you were molly-martined'

by Christian is a ballbag March 8, 2015

creamy martin

When semen is used as lubricant.

Who needs lube when you can just do a creamy martin?

Derek likes to do creamy martins on Sue.

by hobojosh December 29, 2007

avery ate martins ass

this is factual

avery really enjoyed eating martins ass! avery ate martins ass.

by Averythechuuyalover September 18, 2023

Alfie martin

Name of someone who is very intelligent and a very good lucking man

Who can hate Alfie martin

by A1233 July 2, 2022

martin O’Donnell

The legendary jingle-writer and former composer of the Halo soundtrack (for Halo CE, Halo 2, Halo 3, and Halo Reach.

Martin O’Donnell is so good.

by yeltsA kciR June 1, 2021

martin cheney

Hands down the sexist person in the world all girls fall for him.

Girl 1: you see Martin Cheney over there.

Girl 2: yeah he's so hot I want him to Fuck me silly.

by Shsjshsh August 4, 2017